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8bitbowtie: art-fart: wideawakeparalyzed: arpeggia: Dua...

Fri, 18 Jan 2013 00:30:44 -0500

art-fart:

wideawakeparalyzed:

arpeggia:

Duane Michals - The Bogeyman, 1973 | More posts

GOOD FUCKING GOD THAT IS TERRIFYING

Fuck

“And so the little lamb and his mama live happily ever after,” the girl finished reading her story aloud to the creature beside her. Hopeful orbs of blue glistened as she cocked her head up at him. “Didya like that, Mister Boogey?”

No response from underneath the black coat. She frowned, teetering off her seat ever so slowly before her tiny feet reached the ground.

“Mister Boogey?” she asked again, gripping the corners of the dark trench coat. When nothing responded, she slowly peeled it open, revealing the coat rack on which he had been perched. Where had he gone?

The little girl shrunk back, upset that her friend had left without a word. She curled up in her chair, clutching the book tightly in case he came back to hear the rest of the tale. Suddenly, a soft wind blew through the empty room, but before she could turn to see what had caused it, she was swept up in darkness.

“Gotcha,” the creature chuckled, cradling her close to him.

The child squeal with laughter most contagious, pleased of his return.

“I thought you left!” She gave a pout, looking up at his shadowy face.

“Why, my dear, I’d never leave you. I am your guardian after all, am I not?” The monster gave her a toothy smile. “And I will always be your Boogeyman.”

passthejufran: i’m in love

Fri, 18 Jan 2013 00:28:40 -0500

passthejufran:

i’m in love

nappyedges: fuckyeahdnd: OMG amazing stoppppp this gave...

Fri, 18 Jan 2013 00:26:36 -0500

nappyedges:

fuckyeahdnd:

OMG amazing

stoppppp this gave me everything I needed for the day!

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Fri, 18 Jan 2013 00:24:52 -0500

commanderbrospectre: dewognatos: SPACESHIP...

Fri, 18 Jan 2013 00:21:31 -0500

commanderbrospectre:

dewognatos:

SPACESHIP APPRECIATION

*hugs all the preciouses*

dohrings: Spending the day with my favorite costar @alydenisof...

Wed, 09 Jan 2013 07:23:45 -0500

dohrings:

Spending the day with my favorite costar @alydenisof (x)

“Aly and I have worked together since we were teenagers. I think she was 11 or 12, and I was like 13 when we met. We did a movie called My Stepmother is an Alien [1988], and then she made another TV show called Free Spirit and I did a guest spot on that, and then Buffy. She actually jokes that the only thing in her career that I haven’t been a part of is the American Pie movies.” (x)

siddharthasmama: right click, saves 1st .gif

Wed, 09 Jan 2013 07:22:09 -0500

siddharthasmama:

*right click, saves 1st .gif*

neomalith: videohall: Bird reacts to dubstep Youtube...

Wed, 09 Jan 2013 07:19:34 -0500

neomalith:

videohall:

Bird reacts to dubstep

Youtube version

(because my computer hates tumblr videos)

heyfunniest: Last Words Ted Bundy - “I’d like you to give my...

Wed, 09 Jan 2013 07:17:13 -0500

heyfunniest:

Last Words

Ted Bundy - “I’d like you to give my love to my family and friends.”

Aileen Wuornos - “I’d just like to say I’m sailing with the rock, and I’ll be back like Independence Day, with Jesus June 6. Like the movie, big mother ship and all, I’ll be back.”

John Wayne Gacy -“Kiss my ass.”

Carl Panzram - “Hurry up, you Hoosier bastard, I could kill ten men while you’re fooling around!”

Jeffrey Dahmer - “I don’t care if I live or die. Go ahead and kill me.”

Peter Kurten - “Tell me, after my head has been chopped off, will I still be able to hear, at least for a moment, the sound of my own blood gushing from the stump of my neck? That would be a pleasure to end all pleasures.”

James French - “Hey fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrow’s paper? ‘French fries’!”

Sean Flannagan - “I love you.” (spoken to the executioner)

Robert Drew - “Remember, the death penalty is murder.”

Tom Ketchum - “I’ll be in hell before you start breakfast, boys. Let her rip!”

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Wed, 09 Jan 2013 07:11:49 -0500

heyfunniest: WHY DO CATS AND DOGS LOSE ALL COORDINATION WHEN YOU PUT SOMETHING ON THEIR FEET

Wed, 09 Jan 2013 07:10:05 -0500

heyfunniest:

WHY DO CATS AND DOGS LOSE ALL COORDINATION WHEN YOU PUT SOMETHING ON THEIR FEET

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Wed, 09 Jan 2013 07:09:24 -0500

Feminist Disney: On Disney Channel and Femmephobia.

Wed, 09 Jan 2013 07:00:08 -0500

Feminist Disney: On Disney Channel and Femmephobia.:

rachellephant:

Femmephobia, for those of you who haven’t heard the term before, is the hatred and/or fear of all things feminine. Make note that femmephobia isn’t misogyny, the hatred and fear of women—no, femmephobia is, as defined in a blog post I once read, “the devaluation… of the…

grimmnbc: Check out this sneak peek of what’s to come when...

Wed, 09 Jan 2013 06:45:58 -0500

grimmnbc:

Check out this sneak peek of what’s to come when Grimm returns March 8!

georgetakei: The Kessel Run is a funky journey.

Wed, 09 Jan 2013 06:43:17 -0500

georgetakei:

The Kessel Run is a funky journey.

JC PENNY SEES YOUR HOMOPHOBIA AND RAISES YOU A DOUBLE RAINBOW.

Wed, 09 Jan 2013 06:36:04 -0500

JC PENNY SEES YOUR HOMOPHOBIA AND RAISES YOU A DOUBLE RAINBOW.

samapitongzabala: So my mom told me to record a song for her....

Wed, 09 Jan 2013 06:35:13 -0500

samapitongzabala:

So my mom told me to record a song for her. She didn’t give specific instructions like what kind of song and she didn’t tell me not to fool around while singing, so there.. now’s my chance to do some impressions

(by order)

Britney Spears

Vanessa Hudgens

Angelica Pickles

Raven

Isabella

Bubbles

Scuttle

My dad’s GPS

Me

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Wed, 09 Jan 2013 06:27:06 -0500

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Wed, 09 Jan 2013 06:24:51 -0500

saucefactory: adamconover: Mitt Romney Style vincentpeone: If...

Thu, 04 Oct 2012 03:34:18 -0400

saucefactory:

adamconover:

Mitt Romney Style
vincentpeone:

If this video manages to sway one voter, I feel like I’ve done my job as an American. Directed by me, written by Adam Conover and Emily Axford, produced and coordinated by our incredible team in LA- Jon Wolf and Sam Kirkpatrick, edited by Nick Barbieri, starring the man of legends, Matt Walton.

Vince and the entire CollegeHumor production team did an unbelievable job turning this video around in an incredibly short period of time and somehow making it look so easy. A ton of credit also goes to Wellington Lora at Cueniverse for making it sound like I could actually hit that high note, and to the hilarious and incomparable Lisa Hanawalt for suggesting the original germ of the idea while we were in line at customs at the Houston Airport. This stupid video is the crowning achievement of my lifetime.

THIS IS THE MOST PERFECT THING IN ALL CREATION